By Eric Mitchell
Staff Writer
1. Golden Suits (see King George III)
2. Pith Helmet (RIP British Colonialism)
3. Lederhosen (A combination of leather and shorts with built-in suspenders; why not?)
4. Kilt (It's so cool, not to mention breezy)
5. Hand made Italian loafers made out of material you feel uncomfortable saying (baby dolphin). (P.S. you need to be prepared to spend a little more on these)
6. Peasant hunting ¾ pants, (not a typo)
7. One of those coats with a fur collar, not too much over the top; just beaver.
8. Linen Suits: If you have enough taste to be wearing them, you probably have someone to iron it, because linen wrinkles fast (like people after 40).
9. Conquistador outfit (how else will you get gold for your suit?)
10. No clothing
Welcome to The Informer blog, a forum where student journalists post whatever is on their mind regarding happenings at Woodlynde School and the world around them.
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Joel Cureton's Advice: How to break it off
By Joel Cureton
Staff Writer
There are many ways to break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
You could say it nicely or you could say it in a forceful way. It's hard to know if you're doing it the right way, though. But what if you do it the wrong way?
Well, you all are lucky, because I'm going to tell you the best way to break up with a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
One way that can always work for you is the direct approach. Just going straight to them and telling them that it's just not going to work out, and then you just leave. That can be just fine, but be careful, because there may be a few problems with that method.
Number one is that it's just so vague. You're just saying, "I want to break up" and then walking away, not giving that person any clue toward why you want to break up. Another problem with this one would be that it's honest, but yet it's just too direct. They could be more hurt with the direct approach. Even though that may be very difficult to do without hurting feelings, it just has to be done.
There are other ways of breaking up with your man or girl, but I don't recommend them.
One of them is the mobile way. The mobile way is where you use your cell phone to send them a text saying that you want to break up. I can name many reasons why that's just terrible, but for now I'll just stick with the two main reasons. The first one is that its shows lack of manners, consideration and character. Second of all, it's just rude. I mean really, didn't your mama teach you not to break up with people through a cell phone? I know mine did. It can make the person that you're breaking up with feel like the relationship meant so little that you only felt the need to text them.
One other thing never to do is to get someone else to break up with the person for you. There are just so many problems with that. One of them is that you're making it seem like the relationship didn't matter enough to you to tell them face to face. It's basically sending the message that this whole relationship never mattered. It just not smart at all.
So these are the ways you can break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, but I recommend doing it in person.
Staff Writer
There are many ways to break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
You could say it nicely or you could say it in a forceful way. It's hard to know if you're doing it the right way, though. But what if you do it the wrong way?
Well, you all are lucky, because I'm going to tell you the best way to break up with a boyfriend or a girlfriend.
One way that can always work for you is the direct approach. Just going straight to them and telling them that it's just not going to work out, and then you just leave. That can be just fine, but be careful, because there may be a few problems with that method.
Number one is that it's just so vague. You're just saying, "I want to break up" and then walking away, not giving that person any clue toward why you want to break up. Another problem with this one would be that it's honest, but yet it's just too direct. They could be more hurt with the direct approach. Even though that may be very difficult to do without hurting feelings, it just has to be done.
There are other ways of breaking up with your man or girl, but I don't recommend them.
One of them is the mobile way. The mobile way is where you use your cell phone to send them a text saying that you want to break up. I can name many reasons why that's just terrible, but for now I'll just stick with the two main reasons. The first one is that its shows lack of manners, consideration and character. Second of all, it's just rude. I mean really, didn't your mama teach you not to break up with people through a cell phone? I know mine did. It can make the person that you're breaking up with feel like the relationship meant so little that you only felt the need to text them.
One other thing never to do is to get someone else to break up with the person for you. There are just so many problems with that. One of them is that you're making it seem like the relationship didn't matter enough to you to tell them face to face. It's basically sending the message that this whole relationship never mattered. It just not smart at all.
So these are the ways you can break up with your boyfriend or girlfriend, but I recommend doing it in person.
Nick Scaramuzza: Memorial Day Beach Trip
By Nick Scaramuzza
Staff Writer
For Memorial Day, my Mom, Dad and I went to Wildwood, New Jersey. We visited my aunt, grandmother and cousins Jovanna, Carla, Noel, and Michael.
Next, we went over to the tennis courts to play some tennis. After lunch, we went down to the beach for a couple of hours. Then, after dinner, we went to the boardwalk.
Sadly, on Monday, went home to West Chester, because I had school the next day. I played Xbox 360, had dinner, watched TV, and then got ready for the next school week.
Staff Writer
For Memorial Day, my Mom, Dad and I went to Wildwood, New Jersey. We visited my aunt, grandmother and cousins Jovanna, Carla, Noel, and Michael.
Next, we went over to the tennis courts to play some tennis. After lunch, we went down to the beach for a couple of hours. Then, after dinner, we went to the boardwalk.
Sadly, on Monday, went home to West Chester, because I had school the next day. I played Xbox 360, had dinner, watched TV, and then got ready for the next school week.
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Kelan Reilly: Adventures in Colorado
By Kelan Reilly
Staff Writer
This
year, as always, I thoroughly enjoyed my spring break. My family and I went to
Steamboat Springs, Colorado, a town known for great skiing. Our vacation started at 5 in the morning on
Saturday, March 24, when we woke up, got ready, and headed to the Philadelphia
Airport.
The
day we flew out there was obviously the most tiring. For starters, I woke up at
about 5 a.m. so I had sufficient time to get ready for our flight to Dallas,
which departed at 8:15 a.m. Since we could not get a direct flight to
Steamboat, we connected through Dallas-Fort Worth on American Airlines. After
we landed in Dallas, I got to step into the cockpit of the plane, where the
pilot demonstrated some of the plane's warning systems and told me which
colleges had good flying programs. This was a thrill for me because I want to
be a pilot.
Once we
were in the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport, my father, who is a die-hard Eagles fan,
saw a Dallas Cowboys shop and tried to jokingly pick a fight with the man who
worked there. Little did he know that the man was a Chicago Bears fan. When my
father congratulated him, the man said he was a Bears fan, "because they
beat the Eagles."
Our
flight to Steamboat was generally routine. We flew on a Boeing 757, my favorite
type of airplane. I recorded the landing, which was cool because we were very
close to the mountains. After we landed, I stepped into the cockpit again but
this time, the pilot recommended that I join the Air Force, because it would
get me a good job in a commercial airline. The ride to The Lodge, the name of
the place we stayed, was very nice through the mountains of rural Colorado.
Once we got to The Lodge, I decided to go in the hot tub, which was next to our
room. Unfortunately, I hadn't taken into account the dehydration factor -- not
only from being in a hot tub, which dehydrates you, but also from the high altitude
and dry air. After about ten minutes, my mouth was dry, and I was feeling
somewhat dizzy, so I got out before I nearly passed out.
We ended
our first day with an outstanding dinner at a restaurant called The Ore House.
I had a prime rib, which was phenomenal. That concluded our first day in
Colorado.
The
next day was our first skiing day. The only two people who had skied earlier
this year were my father and me. It was the first run of the year for everybody
else; therefore, we had to do easier runs to begin with. Fortunately, everyone
warmed up quickly. There were a few wipeouts here and there, which I didn't see
because I was ahead of everybody else. We stayed out until about 3 p.m. When I
got back to The Lodge, I brought down three drinks (water and Gatorade) for
myself, because the day before, I got severely dehydrated. After a few minutes,
my cousin came and told me I should come into the pool because there was
another kid named Will there who was learning how to fly. Upon meeting him, I
realized that we were around the same age. According to my father, we had the
same sense of humor, but I am not so sure about that.
For dinner
that night, we went to a restaurant called the 8th Street Steakhouse. This was
my favorite restaurant because you get to grill your own steak. My cousin was
affected by the high altitude and got a headache, but he made it overly
dramatic. After that incident, he and the rest of his family went back to their
hotel, and we went back to The Lodge.
Two
days later, the weather was not in our favor. It was sunny, but the wind was
gusting severely. The wind was so bad that the resort started closing ski lifts
early. When we got to the bottom of the mountain, my cousin, who's pretty small
and light, got knocked over by the wind. This was the last day that my cousins
were out there.
After we
got back to the Lodge, we went back to the pool. Our friend Will was there,
too. We were all throwing a ball around when a man rode by on his bike. We were
talking about how funny it would be if the ball accidentally hit him. After
that, another family came down to the pool. We were quick to invite them into
our game, and we got along with them very nicely.
My cousin was
nicknamed Elvis because when he got his hair wet, he folded it back and it
looked like Elvis Presley's hair. After a while, our parents were yelling for
us to come back up to the room and get ready for dinner. We went to an Italian
restaurant where the food was outstanding.
The
next day, our cousins flew home. Because our cousins weren't there, I had a ski
lesson. I could go on and on about what I learned, but that wouldn't be
necessary for this blog. I skied for about three hours before I went back to
The Lodge. When we got back, my brother and I went down to the pool with our
friend Will. We brought the deck chairs into the pool to sit on. When my father
came down, he asked why there were chairs in the pool. We told him that a man
rode his bike by the pool, got off, threw the chairs into the pool, and left. He
actually believed us at first. After that, we went to a new restaurant at the
bottom of the mountain. The steak that I had was outstanding. When we got back
to the room, my father, my brother, and I pigged out on desert, mainly fudge.
Thursday
was our last full day in Steamboat, so we made the most of it. We got out to a
later start, so we went skiing in the afternoon only. I had to deal with more
than my fair share of reckless skiers. An example of this was when I was about
to go over a small jump. I was just about to hit the jump when all of a sudden,
somebody skied about three inches away from me at about double my speed and hit
the jump the same time as I did, almost taking me out. I had a few choice words
for him, which I didn't get a chance to say, because he was already long gone.
After that,
my brother and I decided to try a different part on the other side of the
mountain for the first time. We could easily say that was our favorite run,
because there were so many opportunities to go off the main trail and ski
through the trees. We stayed there for the better part of an hour. After that,
my father bet my brother $200 that he couldn't ski on moguls (bumps) without
falling. My brother succeeded, but my father never paid up -- and still hasn't.
However, I did fall on the bumps. It was the first time I fell in about two
years.
After
skiing, my brother and I went to the pool, but unfortunately, Will wasn't
there. My brother and I still had fun, though. For dinner, we went to a
different Italian restaurant. The atmosphere wasn't that great, so my father
wouldn't stop complaining to us. However, the food was incredible. After we
ate, we walked around downtown Steamboat and shopped.
The
next day, we flew home. We left for the airport at about 11:45 a.m. It was
about a half hour ride through the mountains up to the tiny Yampa Valley
Regional Airport. When we got dropped off at the front of the airport, I saw
Will's plane leaving the gate. Once we were waiting for our plane to arrive, I
saw his plane take off. It was a long wait until we actually boarded the plane,
but when we actually boarded, it was very quick. The plane was only about half
full, so my brother and I had the whole row to ourselves -- we were on a larger
plane, a Boeing 757. That flight was probably the best one of the trip. After a
three-hour layover in Dallas, we boarded our flight back home to Philadelphia.
That plane was a much smaller MD-80, and the flight was booked solid. The coolest
part was when we flew next to a thunderstorm at night and we got to see the
clouds light up.
When we
were landing in Philadelphia, all I can say is that the pilots were flying the
plane as if it were a sport car. They were turning the plane incredibly
steeply, and continuously revving up the engines. At one point, I heard the
engines go up to about full power for about two seconds. When we touched down,
it was so hard that I thought that the landing gear might have been severely
damaged. Then I felt us dramatically slowing down. On the way to the gate, the
flight attendant messed up on the announcement, saying, "Have a rest nice of
the evening," instead of, "Have a nice rest of the evening." At
that point, I realized that my spring break was over, and what a spring break
it was.
Ben Weisman: The Homeless Should Be Treated with Respect
By Ben Weisman
Staff Writer
The
experiences that I had volunteering at soup kitchens have been fantastic, for
the most part.
I have had
the chance to talk, serve, and observe the people who were homeless and the people
who were serving. However, I don't like using that word "homeless."
It makes me feel as if they're inanimate objects, instead of actual people.
When I got
the chance to talk to these people, it was very interesting. They said that
they hate it when others treat them like second-hand citizens or charity cases.
They don't want any money or food. All they want is for someone to listen to them.
They hate it when people give them their sympathy. They just want to be treated
with respect.
At the soup
kitchen I volunteered at in Philadelphia last winter, two of the homeless
people got into a fight and the security guard had to split them up. I felt
really bad for them, and I wished I could help them.
Another interesting
thing that happened was a bunch of homeless people at the soup kitchen were protesting
about unfair treatment. This seems to only happen in the city soup kitchens,
not the in the suburban ones in which I've volunteered.
Working at a
soup kitchen has meant a lot to me, because it has showed me how bad our
economy really is and how grateful we really should be for the material items that
we have. Some of the things that we take for granted are cars, houses, food,
clothes, heat, TV's, and our electronics.
Monday, April 2, 2012
Playing Lacrosse for the First Time Is Tough, But Fun
By Breana Daniel-Schnobrich
Staff Photographer
I just started lacrosse and so far, I really like it.
It is overwhelming at times and I feel as if I cannot do it because I have never played a sport that requires carrying a stick in your hand the whole time you are running around playing the game.
The only sports I have ever played were soccer and gymnastics -- and I haven't stuck with any of those. So I know I have to stick with it and not give up when it gets tough.
The reason I chose lacrosse was because my brother has been doing it for years and I thought it looked fun and very interesting. I knew nothing about lacrosse, and when I started here at Woodlynde, I thought I would never understand the sport, but I picked it up very fast. I am happy I am doing it because I have become friends with lots more people who are all very nice.
All the girls on the team are all supportive and they will help you thorough the tough runs and try to kick your butt when playing a game called, "Steal the Bacon", which is fun because you watch the girls who have been playing lacrosse for a long time and you see the moves they make when someone is trying to get the ball from them. It's almost like watching someone teach you without purposely trying to teach you.
I am at that point where I feel as if I want to quit. But I keep going because I know that I will like it even more in the future when I know all the tricks and rules. I also know that my teammates and Coach Sara will help me through the difficult and/or nerve racking moments before a game or at practice.
Nick Scaramuzza: Sightseeing in D.C.
By Nick Scaramuzza
Staff Writer
For Spring Break, which starts tomorrow, I am going to get up, get into the car, and head to Washington D.C, with my mom and my aunt. First, we are going to check into our hotel. Then, we are going to go to the Smithsonian, which is the world's largest museum. We will probably stay at the museum for most of the day. Next, we will find somewhere to eat dinner. Finally, we will take a night walk, then go back to the hotel room, watch a little T.V., and then go to sleep.
The next day, which will be Saturday, we are going to go see the White House, the U.S. Capitol Building, the Washington Monument, the Lincoln Memorial, and the Jefferson Memorial.
If we run out of things to do, we might even go to the aquarium to see what that is like. In addition, my aunt, my mom and I are going to bring our cameras so we can take many pictures and put them in our photo albums to have great memories forever and ever.
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