Eric Mitchell: My Top Ten Clothing Picks

By Eric Mitchell 
Staff Writer

1. Golden Suits (see King George III)

2. Pith Helmet (RIP British Colonialism)

3. Lederhosen (A combination of leather and shorts with built-in suspenders; why not?)

4. Kilt (It's so cool, not to mention breezy)

5. Hand made Italian loafers made out of material you feel uncomfortable saying (baby dolphin). (P.S. you need to be prepared to spend a little more on these)

6. Peasant hunting ¾ pants, (not a typo)

7. One of those coats with a fur collar, not too much over the top; just beaver.

8. Linen Suits: If you have enough taste to be wearing them, you probably have someone to iron it, because linen wrinkles fast (like people after 40).

9. Conquistador outfit (how else will you get gold for your suit?)

10. No clothing