Eric Mitchell: My top 10 spring break vacation spots

By Eric Mitchell

Staff Writer

10) Serbia (Any place with UN peace keepers must be safe)

9) Tajikistan (A glorious free eastern republic that sounds made up)

8) West Bank (I heard it's so nice you have to fight for reservations)

7) Somalia (I want to search for buried treasure)

6) Far northern Canada (Today's high -32 degrees F)

5) Sahara (I need a tan)

4) Afghanistan (Any place with bombed out buildings and destroyed tanks has to have 

an active night life)

3) India/Pakistan disputed Kashmir border (I like fireworks)

2) Timbuktu (I heard it's nice)

1) Kansas (Corn Fest 2012!)

Bonus!

Newt Gingrich's moon base (Zero G party!)