Eric Mitchell and Trevor Bowes: Satirical Suggestions for New Clubs at Woodlynde

By Eric Mitchell and Trevor Bowes
Staff Writers

Extra-curricular activities are fun; I think we should add a few. The new clubs could meet after school and would cover topics such as...

-Yodeling
-Wild Goose Chasing
-Yankees Fan Club
-Eye Spy for the Visually Impaired
-Seal Cub Clubbing Club
-Gaddafi Supporters Club
-Gangsters Reading Club (first book, Little Women)
-Fight Club (I would tell you more but I can't talk about it)
-Accordion and Kazoo Ensemble
-British Humour Club (it's jolly good fun)
-Star (both Trek and Wars) Fan Club
-Woodshop (meets same time as Easily Startled Support Group)
-Loitering Hooligan Club
-Eric's Hair's Fan Club
-Map Making Club for the Shaky Handed (on odd days Open Heart Surgery Club)

As you can see we have taken this very seriously.